The thing to remember about Phuket is it's very beach-oriented and relaxed. The trendiest beach is Koh Sirey, which is full of groovy places to have a cocktail and watch the sun go down.

When you have a kid, money matters.

I don't think much of anything I wrote before the age of 30.

When he was born, I looked at my little boy and felt an unconditional love I never knew was inside me. As he grew, and I watched him stagger about, squeak his first words, and turn into a beautiful little boy, that feeling did not change.

Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy.

A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual.

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.