Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.

My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.

I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.