My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.