Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.