Live every week like it's shark week.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right.

I've got to show life as I see it.