Live every week like it's shark week.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.