I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Live every week like it's shark week.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life.

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.