I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right.

Outside of show business, I live a normal life.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.