Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.

I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

The actors are different, although I didn't set out to be different. My inspiration came from people like Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. The genre is what it is. My inspiration was drawn from great movies like 48 Hours, Bad Boys and Rush Hour.

Fame doesn't matter. Money doesn't matter. Those things are forever fleeting. I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.