Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.