I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
Fame doesn't matter. Money doesn't matter. Those things are forever fleeting. I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.
When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].
I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.