Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I've got to show life as I see it.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.