Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.