I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

I'm not really struggling about my career. The struggles are in my personal life. I can't really pinpoint how long it took me to get where I'm at, and I didn't care how long it was going to take, because it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.