Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.