Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.