Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.