George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

Live every week like it's shark week.