I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.

I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.