When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

I would love to try action films.