I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.