I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power to the people. I don't put my faith in any one man. I keep my faith in God. That's where I keep my faith.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.