I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.