As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.