As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.