Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.