I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

Live every week like it's shark week.

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.

I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.