I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me he was still a rock star.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

I would love to try action films.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.