I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.