Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.