You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I would love to try action films.
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.