Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.