Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.