Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

The actors are different, although I didn't set out to be different. My inspiration came from people like Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. The genre is what it is. My inspiration was drawn from great movies like 48 Hours, Bad Boys and Rush Hour.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.