I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.

Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being.

The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.