I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.