I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.