Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.
I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.