I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.