I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.