Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.