I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.