Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different