Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.