Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.