Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.