Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!