I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.