I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.