I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.