I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.