I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.