I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.