It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.