It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.