I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.