Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.