Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

All the religions are super funny to me.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.