It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.