Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?