Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.