Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.

When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.