I find Mormons adorable.

I can feel myself dying inside.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!