Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.