Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

I find Mormons adorable.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.