Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

All the religions are super funny to me.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.