Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.