Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

I can feel myself dying inside.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?