Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.