It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.