It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.