It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.