There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.