It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

I can feel myself dying inside.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.