I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.