All the religions are super funny to me.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, "This could be really funny." And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.