All the religions are super funny to me.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.