All the religions are super funny to me.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.